sparky's best

Ladies and gentlemen: Sparky's favorite albums of 2008

Lil' Wayne - Tha Carter III
The Tallest Man On Earth - Shallow Grave
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
Pattern is Movement - All Together
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
Conor Oberst - Conor Oberst
Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
Dr. Dog - Fate
Laura Marling - Alas, I Cannot Swim
Passion Pit - Chunk of Change EP
Atmosphere - If Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
The Walkmen - You & Me
Ratatat - LP3

the end.

Also, some movies:

*******The Dark Knight
***In Bruges
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Be Kind Rewind
Burn After Reading
Pineapple Express

there's no towel on the wall anymore

we've known each other for so long

ladies and gentlemen, i give you rick rollups.

2:39 AM. one Camel light, one Vicodin, and the Strauss Oboe concerto. I will now start writing my paper that is due tomorrow. Goodnight, gentlemen.

In reality, there is no paper...

The glasses are still broken in two and fall apart seemingly at will, much to the Cap'n's intense pleasure. He has embarked on a sojourn to a so called "productivity party". Godspeed. Apparently, according to the crazy girl in my class, Bill Clinton was in fact the first black president. The piano music supplied by Sparky permeates the room, giving it a subdued air. Papers remain undone, the Spanish test unlooked at; all is right with the world. Productivity, just like God, has been killed. Thank you Nietzsche.

Damn right he is.

hold on there, Sparky!

there are clothes to be washed

eight people in one room on one floor quietly watching a movie are loud enough to disturb two people in the hallway at the opposite end of the floor, but eight people on another floor loudly discussing sports, politics and geography while drinking are not loud enough to wake one soul in either neighboring room. one man will sleep through such a drunken party, but another will be kept awake by the unintelligible, whispered conversation that follows when everyone else has left. the physics alone boggles the mind.

chex mix

it is so breakfast.

also, a protip: chex mix is actually French, so you must pronounce it "shey mee."

u!

...ok.

also

this champ.

sauce

there we go.

the CP express

wait a few minutes.......