memetic

10: print "circular meme is"
20: goto 10

you know you're a douchebag when...

a). you are a hipster riding a scooter, probably to class, in the middle of the street. Or even just if you are carrying it on your shoulder whilst texting. Actually, especially in the latter case. You consciously chose to ride around on an arcane, impractical, totally "gnarly" artifact of nostalgia instead of a skateboard, your god-given legs, or even an impractical bicycle (see below), ergo you are a douchebag.

b). you are a squirrel. Contrary to their adorable outward appearance, squirrels will eat you at the first opportunity. Plus they are total pussies. Have you ever seen them run around a tree, taunting you? Yeah.

c). you ride an impractical bicycle. You look like a moran.

d). you are a blogger (visible in foreground).

e). you wear a kiffiyeh. This one doesn't even need explaining.

f). you are John Sexton.

9/11 was an outside job. accounting is an inside job.

there was a hand in the mailbox this morning, so i shook it. the fellow on the other side appeared to be a delivery man, but sadly had nothing for us.

batman practiced his half-hour-shower power this morning. it would have been inconvenient if i had needed the shower, but i have no engagements until the afternoon. batman suggests they're not even worth showing up to. i'm inclined to agree.

his mother called and they spoke upon his 'secret relationship.' the lass' parents do not approve, apparently. batman's mother, too, took a bit of convincing. she thought it very dishonest of him.

this is, in fact, a direct quote.

another lesson on happiness.

no, sparky! sparky!

a lesson

happy.

sad.

irony

the New York Times ran a piece today in their Style section asking if irony was dead or not.

declaring the death of a concept never works; it's like declaring war on an idea.

and you know who declared this death of irony? Joan Didion, the wrinkled queen of being wrinkly and old, and hence out of touch.

she clearly has never heard of:
a). hipsters
b). all conversations about hipsters
c). the internet

"you're like a big, round wizard."

wolves!

this picture is in my psychology textbook.

yeeeeezy.

Don't act like he didn't.

brog dog

dog on brog/nam nam nam

fuguesfds

glue

<--- glue makes u illiterate!

The Pecan Sandies ... it has a sexual meaning.

Nicholas Roerich is probly gonna eat your face. This painting is called "Wait." Those are them Himalayas.

Other things: "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" has interrupted the Decemberists, but has failed to keep the Cap'n from practicin' his ax. And that is my story for you. The end.

Vote Early, Vote Often; Phase II.

stupid stupid STUPID

Vote Early, Vote Often

and you really fuckin' should, because I didn't. Because the Board of Elections never sent me my absentee ballot. So I couldn't help elect the 'bama.

What? That was like forever-y ago, shut up.